Episode 25 Get A Room, Xenomorphs

December 10, 2017

Kyle and Noah enter Satan's abode in Riverdale Chapter 21 "House of the Devil". Betty and Jughead plan FP's return party, while Archie and Veronica investigate the mysterious Conway Family murders in connection to the Black Hood. But, all is not well, and tensions rise between the young lovers, Will they have what it takes to make it through or is this the end? Also, a striptease to Tears For Fears "Mad World" happens, like wtf?


Episode 24 Out Of The Way, Bert And Ernie!

December 2, 2017

It's a trio of tales in Riverdale Chapter 20 "Tales from the Darkside" and it's Noah and Kyle's job to talk about em! Josie and Cheryl deal with Josie's stalker, is it Chuck Clayton? The mysterious janitor, Mr. Svensson? Or is it somebody else? Meanwhile, Betty and Veronica investigate Sheriff Keller, who's shady behavior have him on the short list of Black Hood suspects. Veronica (and Kyle) get extremely thirsty. Finally, Jughead and Archie have to transport some illicit goods from Riverdale to the eerie town of Greendale for Penny Peabody, the Snake Charmer, in order to help get FP out of prison, or so they think. All that, plus current season thoughts, and news of Sabrina and her show!


Episode 23 *crayon drawing of the Sugar Man slides into frame*

November 18, 2017

Noah and Kyle laugh it up in this weeks episode as they recap Riverdale Chapter 19, Death Proof! Veronica seeks justice on Nick St. Claire, Jughead and Archie race the Ghoulies for the Southside Serpent's territory, and Betty searches for the elusive Sugar Man, the dealer behind the Jingle-Jangle plaguing Riverdale, finding an unexpected source in Cheryl Blossom. Discussion of ghastly possessed arms, and crayon drawings also happens!


Episode 22 Blame Betty’s Britneyesque Meltdown

November 11, 2017

Kyle and Noah breakdown the eventful Riverdale Chapter 18, When a Stranger Calls! Jughead steps up to join the Southside Serpents to keep them from destroying themselves, Veronica deals with a shady character from her bad girl past, and Betty begins down a dark path in hopes of stopping the sinister Black Hood!


Episode 21 Redstatemeat.com

November 5, 2017

It's the hard backdown in Chapter 17 of Riverdale, The Town That Dreaded Sundown! Noah and Kyle discuss Archie's poorly thought out plans to draw out the Black Hood, the growing tension between the Northside and Southside, and how Betty and Jughead are doing the real work deciphering the Black Hood latest message! Get ready for a rain-soaked showdown as the Riverdale Bulldogs and Southside Serpents clash!


Episode 20 Pale Pink World Of Milkshakes And First Kisses

October 28, 2017

Kevin Keller is front and center in Riverdale, Chapter 16 The Watcher in The Woods! Noah and Kyle breakdown Jughead's acclimation to Southside High, Veronica's struggle to see behind her father's curtain, Kevin and Betty battling over his dangerous romance descisions, and Archie forming a vigilante group called the Red Circle to combat the mysterious killer calling himself The Black Hood. Wait... what?


Episode 19 Hobo. Bride of Hobo

October 21, 2017

Kyle and Noah try something a little different for Riverdale Chapter 15, Nighthawks, let us know what you think! Archie deals with the looming threat of the Masked Man, Jughead rushes to find a way to stop his dad from going to jail, Veronica butts heads with her scheming father, and Betty shoulders the world as she tries to prevent Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe from closing! All this, the true nature of jingle-jangle, and more, in this episode of Maple Syrup, Blood Money!


Episode 18 Oh, My God, Is This The Apocalypse?

October 14, 2017

SEASON 2 STARTS HERE! Noah and Kyle are back, and feeling streamlined for Season 2 of Riverdale! Archie rushes his father to the hospital after the confrontation at Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe, and the search begins for the perpetrator. Jughead and Betty wrestle with Jug's newfound relationship with the Southside Serpents, while Cheryl Blossom takes control of the Blossom family, and something sinister brews across Sweetwater River in the little town of Greendale, all in Chapter 14 "A Kiss Before Dying".


Episode 17 Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Volume 1, Featuring Chris Hamann

October 7, 2017

With the recent announcement of a new Sabrina the Teenage Witch show, Kyle and Noah sit down with Chris Hamann, of The Roleplaying Exchange and Literary Spite, to talk about the first volume of Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, their hopes for the new Sabrina show, and discovering porn magazines in the woods. Enjoy!

Check out Chris and Noah's RPG podcast: The Roleplaying Exchange.


Episode 16 ARCHIE GOT A GUN!

September 18, 2017

Hey! We're totally not dead! Kyle and Noah get together to talk the recent Riverdale Season 2 trailers, their expectations, and new casting highlights!